I'm Only Here for the Snacks

Let’s be honest—you're not here for the party, the meeting, or the small talk. You're here for the snacks. This hilarious design features a mischievous raccoon clutching its precious haul of treats—chips, donuts, cookies, you name it—with zero shame and maximum snack energy. Perfect for foodies, introverts, and unapologetic snack hoarders, this tee or hoodie is a must-have for anyone whose love language is “bring snacks.” Whether it’s movie night, game night, or just surviving Monday—this trash panda gets you.